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Smooth Jazz Countdown is a countdown featured in Gaia Online Evolving Item Reports.

OverviewEdit

The Smooth Jazz Countdown is a list of songs seen in the Evolving Item Reports of 2008.

Smooth Jazz Countdown explainedEdit

The countdown was hosted by Evil Timmy aka. T-Bone, when he and NPC:Labtech Gene practically took over the show. Each week they would give the viewers a music countdown of smooth jazz that they liked and practically worshiped. NPC:Dr. Singh, however, was clearly not liking this and even held herself back from protesting as it went on. There were a total of twenty-one songs listed and sixteen artists mentioned nearing the end of 2008 September .

The countdown returned twice after it ended; 2010 November 5 and 2011 April 8.

2008 CountdownEdit

July 31Edit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:30 pm
  • 5 "Whale Memories, Pt. II" by. Chocolate Cake Supreme

It is described as a laid-back song.

  • 4 "Teatime For Ya Butt" by. The Hugo Rodney Combo

It is considered their smash-hit sax track.

  • 3 "Allow Me to Touch That" by. Raoul Champagne

This song makes his top-five debut.

  • 2 "I Fell Asleep in the Pool" by. The Titi Muscatachiollaire Orchestra

It is a song that lays it on heavy with the clarinets.

  • 1 "Take My Hand, Baby, and I Will Lead You to a Place" by. Cassius LaFontaine

It is an ultra-mellow instrumental

August 11Edit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:41 pm
  • 5 "Blowin' in a Thing" by. Kenny F

It is a hot new soprano sax track.

  • 4 "Sensual Botox" by. Wes Butan Trio

The group is described as a true guru of smooth jazz.

  • 3 "Naugahyde Nights" by. Luther Ramses

It is a slow, smooth, chilled-out groove.

  • 2 "Take My Hand, Baby, and I Will Lead You to a Place" by. Cassius LaFontaine

It is an ultra-mellow instrumental. Dropped to the number two spot! Pretty stunning upset, isn't it, baby?

  • 1 Was not made available.

August 15Edit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: New item: Gimpi! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:30 pm
  • 5 "Dolphin Healing Crystal Jam" by. Galileo Braingrass

It is a new entry to the chart with his ultrasmooth new-age relaxation cut.

  • 4 "Pants Alarm Deployed" by. Barry Duke-Wayne

It is a sultry new single by a smooth jazz legend.

  • 3 "Felt a Thing Happen (Ooh Yeah Baby Ouch)" by. Raoul Champagne

It is described as a sassy oboe blockbuster.

  • 2 "Feather Earhole Touch" by. Cassius LaFontaine

It is described as a mellow song.

  • 1 "The Hillbilly Handshake!" by. Royce Breeze

It is a seductive new slow-jam. Royce was able to get a 1980s-era electric piano to sound like a banjo.

August 22Edit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:48 pm
  • 5 "Plains of Euphoria" by. Ken Bland ft Omar Sexton

A song with a drowsy piano playing magic featuring a sizzling slap-bass interlude.

  • 4 "Dreamchant Elfcrap" by. Enga

A song by a new-age songstress who dabbles in the tepid smooth jazz bathtub with this crossover hit.

  • 3 "The Hillbilly Handshake!" by. Royce Breeze

It is a seductive new slow-jam. Royce was able to get a 1980s-era electric piano to sound like a banjo. At number three could this piano hoedown be a mere flash in the pan for the legendary artiste?

  • 2 "Felt a Thing Happen (Ooh Yeah Baby Ouch)" by. Raoul Champagne

It is described as a sassy oboe blockbuster. Moved up from the number three spot to claim this week's silver medal with the seductive oboe interplay.

  • 1 "Sensual Experimentation in Love Jail" by. Cassius LaFontaine

Another single by the smooth jazz superstar that gets the airwaves boiling.

September 5Edit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:51 pm
  • 5 "Federal Sax Return" by. Kenny F

A hot new instrumental.

  • 4 "The Sax of Life" by. Toots Calypso

It is described as a sweet sounding.

  • 3 "Anglo-Saxin'" by. Oswald Whitebread

It is a brand new single.

  • 2 "Saxidermy (Wanna Stuff That)" by. Wes Butan Trio

It is described as an instant classic.

  • 1 "I Wanna Sax U Up" by. Titi Muscataciollaire Orchestra

A single that reaches the highest stratospheres of smoothness with this down-by-the-fire masterpiece.

2010 CountdownEdit

November 5Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Forteanagoria & Anesidora's Woe - Posted: [NPC] Evil Timmy Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:30 pm
  • 5 "Glacier Memories" by. Chocolate Cake Supreme

Described as being real smoothness and also may cause drowsiness... sexy drowsiness.

  • 4 "Sensual Candlewax (The Hovercraft Song)" by. Whipsy Fauntleroy

Though no description was given, T-Bone stated that if he had a hovercraft he would bump this jam nonstop during his swamp adventures and bearskin interludes of hovercraft sensualness.

  • 3 "Hot Lobsters" by. Benny Musk

Described as and a genuine class, like a fresh pair of spats.

  • 2 "Butt Connection" by. Raoul Champagne

Raoul finds an entirely new way to use the word "butt" in the title of a song.

  • 1 "Let Me Put My Love Into There" by. Cassius LaFontaine

Though no description was given, T-Bone was emotional while playing it.

2011 CountdownEdit

April 8Edit

  • Topic EI Report: Vivacenote & The Case of Pietro - Posted: [NPC] Evil Timmy Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:13 pm
  • 5 "Jazz Candle" by. Pierre XVII

This is one candle you'll want to burn at both ends, if you catch my drift.

  • 4 "Bass Massage" by. The Titi Muscatachiollaire Orchestra

A nine-minute cacophony of sexy slap bass jazz-funk fusion and still manage to be smooth as a pretty lady's tear-filled eyeball.

  • 3 "Dolphin Serenity Suite" by. Royce Breeze

A vibraphone jam.

  • 2 "Lavender Oils on Ya Butt" by. Raoul Champagne

N/A

  • 1 "Samba de Sensualidad" by. Buddy Helch

A newcomer

External linksEdit

  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:30 pm
  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:41 pm
  • Topic Evolving Item Report: New item: Gimpi! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:30 pm
  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete! - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Aug 22, 2008 2:48 pm
  • Topic Evolving Item Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama - Posted: [NPC] Dr. Singh Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:51 pm
  • Topic EI Report: Forteanagoria & Anesidora's Woe - Posted: [NPC] Evil Timmy Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:30 pm
  • Topic EI Report: Vivacenote & The Case of Pietro - Posted: [NPC] Evil Timmy Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:13 pm
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