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Summary[]

Love Charm II is a Chance Item that parodies dating sims.

Transcript: Male meeting[]

Azrael[]

You face Azrael, a demon full of endless rage. There’s something terrifying about him... You: ♥

  1. Tell him a joke
  2. Run
  3. Attack first.

You face Azrael, a demon full of endless rage. There’s something terrifying about him... He shouts something unintelligible at you. You: ♥

  1. Shout back at him.
  2. Scream like a girl.
  3. Sock him in the mouth.

You face Azrael, a demon full of endless rage. There’s something terrifying about him... He seems pretty angry, so you: ♥

  1. Throw your drink in his face.
  2. Ask if you can buy him a drink
  3. Try to compliment him

That seemed to only make it worse! You don’t know what to say, so you: ♥♥

  1. Smile nervously and wave.
  2. Tell him he's pretty hot when he's mad.
  3. Insult his mother.

That seemed to only piss him off! Quick, do something else! ♥♥

  1. Hit him again.
  2. Apologize profusely.
  3. Ask if he's okay.

That seemed to just make him more angry. You don’t know if it’s a good idea to keep making him more angry. You try to calm him down a little bit by: ♥♥

  1. Offering to hit yourself for him.
  2. Flattering him.
  3. Kissing him.

Oh no, he’s really mad now! You panic and tell him: ♥♥♥

  1. I opened like 20 of your trickboxes.
  2. I helped you out of Hell Prison!
  3. I liked Snow Apple better.

Oh no, he’s really mad now! You should really probably run for cover, but instead you: ♥♥♥

  1. Try to douse his eyes out with your drink.
  2. Pull at his wing.
  3. Stomp on his feet.

Oh no, he’s really mad now! His eyes are on... fire! What do you do? ♥♥♥

  1. Tell him to cry his fiery emo tears elsewhere.
  2. Inform him that his eyes are ablaze.
  3. Run. This guy is crazy.

Ciro[]

He seems disgusted by the fight - and you. You try to break through to him. What do you say? ♥

  1. What are you doing here?
  2. This fighting is good for the blood.
  3. You should loosen up a little.

He challenges you to think with your wit instead of your fists. What do you say? ♥

  1. You won't strike if he won't
  2. Sissy.
  3. My wha-?

He asks if you always participate in such trivial displays of violence. ♥

  1. I try to regularly.
  2. (Lie) I wasn't fighting.
  3. Admit that perhaps it is silly.

He seems to be warming up a little... He admits that he might have been wrong to generalize: ♥♥

  1. We all make mistakes.
  2. I forgive you
  3. It's alright. It does look bad, doesn't it?

He seems to be warming up a little... You see someone about to strike him from behind and quickly, you: ♥♥

  1. Wait for ciro to easily brush them away.
  2. Shout and warn Ciro!
  3. Yell to distract the attacker.

He seems to be warming up a little... He asks what you are doing here if not to fight. ♥♥

  1. (Lie) I was dragged here by some friends.
  2. Sometimes we need to unwind a bit.
  3. I was hoping to pick up someone like you.

He says that he must go attend to more pressing matters, but seems reluctant to pull away. What do you do? ♥♥♥

  1. Accidentally drop your drink on him to make him stay.
  2. Bite your lip and put on your best gooey eyes.
  3. Wish him luck against the demons.

He says that he must go attend to more pressing matters. But you really want to keep talking to him. What do you say? ♥♥♥

  1. Wait, don't go!
  2. Let me come with you.
  3. Say you understand

He says that he must go attend to more pressing matters, but he seems reluctant to leave just yet. You try to convince him to allow you to come with him by: ♥♥♥

  1. Telling him you'll fight alongside him.
  2. Promising to not get in the way.
  3. Telling him you wish to see the real threat yourself.

Cygnus[]

He easily takes down two men who gang up on him. When he notices you looking at him, he asks what you’re staring at. ♥

  1. N-nothing.
  2. (Don't answer)
  3. You, naturally.

He finishes taking down a man in one blow and turns to look at you. He asks you if you'd like to be next. You tell him: ♥

  1. I'm smarter than that.
  2. Bring It!
  3. You don't have to puff up to impress me.

He tosses someone across the room, their body flying like a rag doll. He turns to look at you. His eyes are fierce, but there’s something interesting about him. You: ♥

  1. Run
  2. Admire his throwing arm
  3. Stare right into his eyes.

He seems to deflate a bit, but is still on his guard. He still kind of makes you nervous, so you decide to: ♥♥

  1. Tell him you don't have to fight.
  2. Run!
  3. Give him a massage

He seems to deflate a bit, but is still on his guard. You decide to try and start conversation. ♥♥

  1. Are you enjoying your time on Gaia?

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He seems to deflate a bit, but is still on his guard. How do you convince him to open up? ♥♥

  1. Ask him about the stars
  2. Say nothing: let him talk
  3. Talk about this awesome music video you found

Phew! He seems to actually kind of like you. He starts to ask you a question but you answer too quickly: ♥♥♥

  1. Sure, I'd love to see them
  2. Yeah, I'll go out with you!
  3. Ew no, what's wrong with you?!!

Phew! Looks like you put out that fire. You see an opportunity and: ♥♥♥

  1. Kiss him.
  2. Ask him out
  3. Take his hand

Phew! It doesn’t look like he’s interested in fighting you anymore, but you want to see him again, what do you do? ♥♥♥

  1. Punch him while his guard is down.
  2. Tell him not to give up hope.
  3. Tell him you want to see him again.

Inside Out Boy[]

You face Inside Out Boy, the freak show at Cirque du Gothique. He looks like he’s serious! You decide to distract him with a question. You ask: ♥

  1. What's a pretty boy like you doing in a place like this?
  2. How do you get your hair like that?
  3. Are you here with Loyal?

You face Inside Out Boy, the freak show at Cirque du Gothique. He looks like he’s serious! Quickly, you: ♥

  1. Tell him you don't want to fight.
  2. Grab his bandages--that has got to hurt.
  3. Distract him unfairly and then sneak attack.

You face Inside Out Boy, the freak show at Cirque du Gothique. He looks like he’s serious! You notice the dagger, so you: ♥

  1. Try to knock it out of his hand
  2. Comment how that's a little unfair
  3. Tell him that's entirely unnecessary

He seems to not mind you now at least, though he still seems unimpressed. You want to ask about his wounds, but what if he’s sensitive about them? The dagger still makes you a bit nervous, but you: ♥♥

  1. Tell him it looks painful.
  2. Ask if he's always been that way.
  3. Ask him if it's all a plea for attention.

He seems to not mind you now at least, though he still seems unimpressed. He comments that you don’t seem to belong here. You respond: ♥♥

  1. We're both freaks here...
  2. What do you mean? I can hold my own.
  3. No? I guess not.

He seems to not mind you now at least, though he still seems unimpressed. You see someone about to hit him in the back of the head, so you: ♥♥

  1. Shout and warn him.
  2. Let them hit him.
  3. Hit the attacker first.

He’s warming up to you! You decide to: ♥♥♥

  1. Inquire about his interests
  2. Ask if he's single.
  3. Tell him he's pretty.

He’s warming up to you! You try to find something he’s interested in to pique his interest, so you ask: ♥♥♥

  1. If he likes to dance.
  2. If there's anything he geeks out about.
  3. If he's into the macabre.

He’s warming up to you! You want to leave this place before you both get attacked, so you suggest: ♥♥♥

  1. Going to this cute bakery down the street.
  2. Getting some fresh air by the lake.
  3. Going to the cinemas.

Mills[]

You come face to face with Mills! He looks like a tough guy... He takes one look at you and pushes you aside, so you: ♥

  1. Thank the Heavens. He looked scary.
  2. Tell him that he can't ignore you.
  3. Grab him and force him to look at you.

You come face to face with Mills! He looks like a tough guy... You tell him: ♥

  1. Finally a worthy opponent
  2. You wouldn't hit someone smaller that you would you?
  3. wow, you're pretty cute

You come face to face with Mills! He looks like a tough guy... You should consider your move wisely. What do you do? ♥

  1. Run.
  2. Slap him!
  3. Attack him directly

He looks flustered! He angrily tells you he has no interest in fighting you, so you respond: ♥♥

  1. Then let's talk instead
  2. I wouldn't have minded the lesson
  3. That's because you'd lose

He looks flustered! You ask him: ♥♥

  1. If he minds you watching him fight.
  2. What's a principal doing at a bar?
  3. What does your shirt mean?

He looks flustered! He seems hesitant to strike you. Quick, do something to hold his attention! ♥♥

  1. Try to shake his hand.
  2. Chug your entire drink right now!
  3. Tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue.

Yes, he’s blushing! You see an opportunity and you: ♥♥♥

  1. Ask him is hes taken
  2. Ask if he wants to leave the bar
  3. Ask if you can follow him home

Yes, he’s blushing! What do you do? ♥♥♥

  1. Point out he's blushing. You're so sensitive!
  2. Point out he's blushing. It brings our your eyes.
  3. Pretend to not notice.

Yes, he’s blushing! He seems embarrassed. He admits that he doesn’t really want to be here anymore, so you suggest: ♥♥♥

  1. Why don't we hop to quieter Bar?
  2. My place isn't that far...
  3. All of this fighting has worked up my appetite, Why don't we go eat?

He admits he doesn't want to be there anymore. ♥♥♥

  1. Insist on going someplace to eat.

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Ringmaster[]

You notice that he is not visible if not for his clothing and facepaint. He asks you if you think it's going to hurt just as bad when he hits you. You say: ♥

  1. You probably hit like a girl.
  2. Are you just going to chat my ear off?
  3. Please don't hit me.

You see him raise the broken bottle to strike you! He asks who you think started this fight. ♥

  1. Azrael probably bled in someone's drink.
  2. Was it Cygnus?
  3. Did you start it?

You would really like to avoid contact with that likely contaminated broken bottle. Quickly, you: ♥

  1. Lie to distract him, then strike when he's vulnerable.
  2. Fight him fairly.
  3. Dodge, but just barely.

He seems taken off guard! He asks if he’s seen you somewhere before. What do you say? ♥♥

  1. I love you in Cirque du Gothique.
  2. Yeah, right.
  3. I think I would remember not seeing you.

He seems to be losing interest! You panic, and decide to flatter him. What do you say? ♥♥

  1. I like my guys crazy.
  2. Do you make your own makeup?
  3. I never know what to say around you

He says he’s losing interest here and asks if you’d like to ditch this place. Where would you suggest? ♥♥

  1. How about we see a movie.
  2. Do you want to go prank some CBers?
  3. Let's go back to your tent

He seems to be warming up to you. You decide to ask him a daring question in return. What do you ask? ♥♥♥

  1. So... is that a wig?
  2. Are you truly invisible? Even... there?
  3. Are you here with Cordis?

He seems to be enjoying this! He asks you what you think about fighting an invisible man. ♥♥♥

  1. Doesn't seem any different.
  2. Easy enough since you still got yours clothes on.
  3. Freaks me out a bit, honestly.

He seems to be enjoying this! He asks if you’ve ever truly been in danger. You say: ♥♥♥

  1. I'm still waiting.
  2. I prefer to play it safe
  3. You're pretty dangerous


Transcript: Female meeting[]

Eileen[]

You notice Eileen recoiling from a loud crash. She almost hits you in self defense! You remark: ♥

  1. Whoa, whoa, it's okay

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You notice Eileen recoiling from a loud crash. She almost hits you in self defense! What do you do? ♥

  1. Defend yourself with your bookbag.
  2. Knock the book out of her hands.
  3. Dodge and let her miss you completely.

You notice Eileen recoiling from a loud crash. She almost hits you in self defense! You decide to distract her by commenting on the book she’s holding. ♥

  1. You brought a book here?
  2. Is that a first edition copy of The Toff?
  3. Ooh, Is that the new Vampire Saga Book?

She’s smiling! She seems to be relieved to have someone to talk to. She shyly asks where you would go if you guys got out of here... if you decided to.. of course. ♥♥

  1. Ask if the library is still opened.

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She's Smiling! She seems to be relieved to have someone to talk to. She asks your opinion on this violence. ♥♥

  1. Eh, it's all in good fun
  2. Terrible. Someone could get hurt.
  3. It seems rather pointless.

She seems embarrassed, and apologizes for attacking you. You attempt to make her feel better by starting conversation, so you: ♥♥

  1. Tell her she looks cute.
  2. Ask what school she's going to.
  3. Say she has no business being here.

She seems embarrassed, and apologizes for attacking you. ♥♥♥

  1. You could have damaged your book

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She seems embarrassed, and apologizes for attacking you. She asks you what you are doing here. You reply: ♥♥♥

  1. Ah, some friends dragged me here.
  2. They have great Ale here.
  3. I enjoy watching people.

She's smiling! She seems to be relieved to have someone to talk to. Quick, flatter her! ♥♥♥

  1. You've beautiful eyes.
  2. You seem like you study hard!
  3. I wish I was as smart as you.

Frederika[]

She swung and hit you square in the mouth. What do you do next? ♥

  1. Plead her to stop.
  2. Take it like a man.
  3. You made me bleed!

She hits you right in the gut! You: ♥

  1. Catch it with your impressive 6-pack.
  2. Vomit.
  3. Fall to your knees.

She hits you right in the gut! You: ♥

  1. Can't stop staring at her huge ... tracts of land.
  2. Let it hit you.
  3. Catch her hand before it hits you.

She seems impressed. You try to take advantage of her moment of pause. What do you do? ♥♥

  1. Hit her back.
  2. Try and introduce yourself.
  3. Challenge her to hit you again.

She admits you might have gotten off to a bad start. She demands that you give her your name. You: ♥♥

  1. Reveal it immediately.
  2. Hesitate.
  3. Consider it, then give it to her.

You try to stop her from hitting you again. What do you do? ♥♥

  1. Kneel and Concede defeat.
  2. Pretend to be knocked out.
  3. Fight back this time.

Her expression is coy but you can tell she’s into you. She boldly asks for a relationship: ♥♥♥

  1. With you? Definitely
  2. Seems kind of fast, doesn't it?
  3. I don't need strings right now.

Her expression is coy but you can tell she's into you. Quick! Now's your chance! ♥♥♥

  1. Ask her out on a date
  2. Try and kiss her.
  3. Buy her a drink.

Her expression is coy but you can tell she’s into you. You suggest that you ditch this place, but what do you suggest? ♥♥♥

  1. Want to go catch a movie instead?
  2. How about we slip away, if you know what I mean.
  3. Should we try a less crowded bar?

Gemini Twins[]

Your brilliant observational skills bring you to the conclusion that they are, in fact, twins. Your opinion on that is: ♥

  1. Sexy
  2. So you guys are sisters
  3. Wow, twins

They get in your way and declare you stop fighting. What do you do? ♥

  1. If they insist.. okay.
  2. Punch them too
  3. Laugh at them

They’re astrological signs, so naturally you: ♥

  1. Ask them what their sign is.
  2. Tell them your also a Gemini!
  3. Ask if they're lost.

They seem to have calmed down a bit. Maybe this is salvageable. Flatter them! ♥♥

  1. You guys both have amazing hair.

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They seem to have calmed down a bit, but as they let down their guard, you see someone getting thrown in their direction. Quickly, you: ♥♥

  1. Punch the attacker out of mid-air.
  2. Shout "look out!"
  3. Pull them both out of the way

They seem to have calmed down a bit. They seem to be pretty stylish. You comment: ♥♥

  1. I love your outfits where do you shop?
  2. Oh, how cute! You match.
  3. I love all the purple.

Yes, they like you! You think you could talk them into leaving the bar. You suggest: ♥♥♥

  1. There's that carnival in town.
  2. Getting some pizza.
  3. Going shopping in Durem.

Yes, they seem to dig you! They ask if you enjoy looking at the stars. You respond: ♥♥♥

  1. The Orion constellation is my favorite.
  2. I like looking at you two....
  3. Stars are to noisy these days for my taste.

Yes, they seem to really like you! Wow, you can’t help but feel kind of lucky. But they are stars... would they really stick around? Are you sure you’re ready for this? ♥♥♥

  1. We could also be friends.

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Luna[]

She seems irritated that you've interrupted... whatever she is doing over here. Something about her is intimidating... Before she can speak, you: ♥

  1. Greet her warmly.
  2. Silently bow your head in greeting.
  3. Calmly but polity introduce yourself.

She seems surprised that you’ve noticed her. She curtly tells you to turn around and get lost. Something about her is intimidating... You: ♥

  1. Ask to burn a smoke
  2. Tell her you just wanted to talk
  3. Do as she says

She seems unamused by your presence. She asks what drew you to this corner of the bar. You respond: ♥

  1. You of course
  2. The smell of incense
  3. The air is different...

She appears to be humoring you for the moment. She seems content to sit in silence with you. You: ♥♥

  1. Fall asleep momentarily.
  2. Sit next to her quietly.
  3. Breaking the silence by asking a question.

She appears to be humoring you for the moment. You decide to ask about the incense she’s burning. ♥♥

  1. Are you always burning incense?
  2. So, are you like a hippie or something?
  3. I think the Dragon's Blood was my favorite.

She appears to be humoring you for the moment. You try and flatter her. ♥♥

  1. Are those Poppies? Might I smell them?
  2. Love the Horns, is that a Ramune?
  3. I could have some sweet dreams with you.

She looks intrigued, despite being aloof. Now's your chance! ♥♥♥

  1. Ask her out
  2. Flirt with her
  3. No, I don't think she's like that.

She looks intrigued, despite being aloof. She asks you what sort of dreams you have. ♥♥♥

  1. You like to have a bit of both. Balance is good for you.

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She looks intrigued, despite being aloof. You decide to tell her about a dream you once had where you: ♥♥♥

  1. Went to the GCD in only in your underwear.
  2. Walked lucidly from one dream to the next
  3. Chased down a fleeting metaphor in the form of a butterfly.

She seems interested, now's your chance! ♥♥♥

  1. She's not like that.

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Sandman[]

You face Sandman! She seems furious, but there's something mystical about her... She tells you she's searching for Jack. You tell her: ♥

  1. What are you talking about?
  2. You're evil and horrible. I hope you never find him.
  3. You mean you didn't take care of him already?

You face Sandman! She seems furious, but there's something mystical about her... She asks if you've seen Jack Frost. You: ♥

  1. Tell her you have.
  2. Tell her he's been mysteriously missing.
  3. Ask her what's in it for you if you tell.

You face Sandman! She seems furious, but there's something mystical about her... She prepares to strike you! What do you do? ♥

  1. Flirt with her
  2. Dodge her attack
  3. Mention Jack Frost.

Her rage seems to have subsided a little. Still something about her makes you uneasy. You decide to try and ask her about her: ♥♥

  1. Why do you wear the blindfold?
  2. Why do you steal eyes?
  3. What will you do when you find Jack Frost?

Her rage seems to have subsided a little. Sill something makes you uneasy. She senses your anxiety and asks you what you think of her. You reply: ♥♥

  1. You're dangerous, but I respect that.
  2. You're pretty cute for an eye-thief.
  3. I'm sure you could take out everyone in this bar if you wanted to.

Her rage seems to have subsided a little. Still, something about her makes you uneasy. You decide to try and appeal to her. What do you say? ♥♥

  1. Could you teach me your magic?
  2. I... I'm not sure what to say.
  3. Who does your hair?

She actually seems to be warming up to you, though you’re not sure that’s a good thing. You want to make an impression so you tell her: ♥♥♥

  1. You and me could own this town.

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She actually seems to be warming up to you, though you’re not sure that’s a good thing. If you continue in this way, you suspect she may become interested in taking your eyes. What should you do? ♥♥♥

  1. Try appealing to her on a deeper level.
  2. Bat your eyelashes.
  3. Offer them to her.

She actually seems to be warming up to you, though you’re not sure that’s a good thing. She asks if you treasure your vision. You reply: ♥♥♥

  1. Dearly... But you can see with a blindfold.
  2. Oh, no. No no no. I know where this is going.
  3. If its my eyes you're after, they're yours.

Shelly[]

She looks tough, and you've watched her take out a few people already. You aren't sure you want to be on the receiving end of her fists. You decide to distract her by commenting about her look. ♥

  1. That's some pretty rad makeup.
  2. I didn't realize it was Halloween
  3. What exactly are you?

She looks tough, and you’ve watched her take out a few people already. You aren’t sure you want to be on the receiving end of her fists. Come to think of it, do you recognize her? ♥

  1. Hey, I saw you in that band.

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She looks tough, and you've watched her take out a few people already. You aren't sure you want to be on the receiving end of her fists. She's about to deck you! You: ♥

  1. Strike her first!
  2. Taunt her.
  3. Dodge aptly.

What was that? ♥

  1. Blew out my amp jamming.

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She seems intrigued. You decide to be daring and flatter her, so you tell her: ♥♥

  1. Stitches are hot.
  2. Talent is attractive.
  3. You like strong women.

She seems intrigued. Quick, say something impressive! ♥♥

  1. I got the invisibility achievement yesterday!
  2. I totally blew out my amp while jamming.
  3. Er... Uh...

She seems intrigued. She asks if you think she'll be an easy opponent. ♥♥

  1. You look pretty tough.
  2. I can take you, easy.
  3. That seems like a loaded question

She seems amused. She asks if you'd like to ditch this dump and find some decent music. What do you suggest? ♥♥♥

  1. I know a great indie band playing at a lounge.
  2. There's a rad rock concert down the street.
  3. Ooh, we should go see the Sanjo Brothers!

She seems amused! She asks if you came here with anyone. ♥♥♥

  1. (Lie) Nope, I'm here alone.
  2. I did, but we can ditch them.
  3. I did, but they'd understand.

She seems amused! She asks you if you’ve ever seen Megalomaniac perform. ♥♥♥

  1. No, Never...
  2. No but I have the CDs
  3. Yes, like ten times!

External links[]

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