Wolf/quotes

Assorted comments and replies by Wolf NPC.

Event quotes

 * 2011 Halloween


 * Ah, what a fantastic thread. I love bunnies - they are a wonderful way to bait out a schoolgirl snack!


 * Don't forget kids, eat your greens so you can grow up big and strong! and delicious.... and fattening.... mmmmmmmmmm


 * I've heard, that if you eat 100 grilled children feet, 50 sauteed children's eyeballs, and 500 roasted children brains you'll turn human. I'm well on my way back.


 * Oh, I just love it when the meals deliver themselves!


 * You look confused and vulnerable, little boy. Why don't you come have a seat over here by the salt and pepper shakers?


 * Has anyone seen a young lady in a red cloak? I'm worried she's going to miss our dinner date.


 * Turkey legs are so scrawny compared to a nice, tender human. I only keep a spare turkey dinner in the freezer for emergency situations.


 * Mr. Clawdangle's Guide to Being a Human:
 * Step 1 - Take a bath in broth.
 * Step 2 - Sprinkle yourself liberally with a blend of herbs and spices.
 * Step 3 - Get into crock pot.
 * Step 4 - emotion_omnomnom.gif|


 * You can't handle my power!
 * ....I am no pet, human. Did you want to be my dinner?
 * Arooooooooooooooooooo!
 * The humans will never understand the magnitude of our power!
 * This is not a game...This is war!
 * Only fools attempt to fight the great Nightfang!


 * You are all very noisy.
 * Dead puppies are not as annoying as living puppies.
 * Packs are overrated.
 * Can you sense my boredom?
 * *grumble grumble snarl*


 * There's nothing fun about staying safe and warm in a den. We should all be taking down those weak humans.
 * Ugh, why would anyone want to be human? They're only good for eating. I really want to just eat one...
 * Don't hate us. We're clearly much more superior than those weak humans.
 * Aw, just remember that I'm much prettier than you.
 * Who wouldn't want to be a wolf? We are strong and beautiful.
 * Peace with humans is worthless. I would rather die exhausted than make peace with those meatbags.


 * Cool? I... I don't think anyone has ever called me cool before! Most just snub their nose at my fantastic skull collection, or kick dirt at me. And then I eat their leg.
 * I wonder what the skulls of the Swiss taste like? Cheese? Chocolate? Neutrality? The world may never know. Except for me. / New goal in life: Collect a Swiss cranium.
 * Lawls gives you energy huh? I could have sworn that crushing the bodies of your enemies under foot, taking their head as a souvenir, then sealing them away forever in your Cave of Collectibles and Wonder was what did it. I guess I could be wrong, but if that's the case? I don't want to be right!