NPC/New Year's Resolutions

These were posted in the Gaia 9 Action Newsletter, January 2011.

With the new year, Gaia's shopkeepers have made some resolutions for a happier 2011. Almost no one actually keeps their New Year's resolutions, but it's still fun to see people try!

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 * Agatha: Go skydiving.
 * Bildeau: Satisfy functional requirements.
 * Brennivin: Style ist der revolution alffyrzeit!
 * Carl: (Carl appears satisfied with his life but not with yours).
 * Devin: Finally do his stand-up routine at open mic night.
 * Edmund: Walk or ride a bike instead of using so many zeppelins to get around.
 * Ian: Work on back flips.
 * Josie: Learn to do tarot readings.
 * Leon: Empty the trash when the can is full.
 * Liam: Check out this zumba thing chicks keep talking about.
 * Louie: Stop swearing every %*#$ time something goes wrong.
 * Mirai: Spend more time on herself, less time at work.
 * Moira: Eat more sushi.
 * Natasha: Learn how to do tattoo portraits of handsome dogs.
 * Old Man Logan: Catch more fish.
 * Peyo: Learn a magic trick!
 * Ribateau: Scheme.
 * Rina: Learn to make a really good flan. Or maybe stop eating so many poisonous flowers...
 * Ruby: Stop eating so much butterscotch.
 * Rufus: Stay fly.
 * Sam: Trick out a horse and buggy.
 * Sasha: Read the back of the cereal box every morning-- the whole thing.
 * Wing Scouts: Find some old ladies to help cross the road.