April Fools' Day Event 2009/Transcript

Summary
A comical take on big corporations these events happened during April Fools' Day of 2009.

Gaia Online's MMO zOMG!
The asterisk(*) means there was a second choice when replying to Cresento.

You climb the ladder and board Cresento's Magic Airship.

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Trivia

 * The videos can be found on Gaia Online's official YouTube channel.

Flavor Text
Loading Screen

Loading Screen continued
 * Loading Map Sound.
 * Loading Map.
 * Init Map.
 * Rendering 3D Avatars.
 * Error Loading Avatar Mesh...Reloading.
 * Reloading Map Sound.
 * Reloading 3D Assets.
 * Reinitializing Physics.
 * Initializing Quantum Acceleration.
 * Time Warping Graphic Acceleration.
 * Error: Quantum Manipulation Failure. Reseting Norm
 * Re-Reloading Map Sounds!?!
 * Are you still here?
 * Have you looked at the calendar yet?
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 * Napping...
 * What are you looking at?
 * You're getting annoying.
 * I'm done talking to you.
 * Goodbye.
 * Try again later.
 * Error: Load Map Timeout

Other
 * Loading 3D Viewer
 * Initializing Camera Rotation
 * Are you still reading this? Really?
 * I figured you'd leave after the Quantum Acceleration

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