LabTech062's Retirement Party

''All the text here is from the event, and copied verbatim from Gaia Online. This page shows the dialogue and actions that happened at the LabTech retirement party during the Halloween 2k4: Zombie Outbreak event.''

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 * [NPC] LabTech062 :Hey everyone! Come join the party!


 * [NPC] Gambino :Thanks for joining us here today. I'd like to say a few words about LabTech 062. Labtech062 has been working with me for the past 30 years. His dedication and loyalty to this company has been invaluable. We are gathered here today to honor his achievements. He has truly made a difference at G Corp.


 * Remember G Corp's motto. "Making a difference."


 * Here's to LabTech062!! HIP HIP HURRAY!!


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :Congratulations on your retirement. I hope that Gambino gives you a great going away bonus!


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :LabTech247 enters and looks around smiling. "Congratulations," he says, shaking 062's hand. "After all these years, it is so amazing to know you are finally leaving."


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :Oh goodie! I'm not the last one here. "icon_sweatdrop.gif"


 * Hi boss. and higher boss... and higher boss... man, so many important people here.


 * *waves at uncle 062* you go!


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :I think that it's great that so many users came here for this bash, and what a better time to wish 062 farewell!


 * Good luck in the rest of your life, and Congratulations.


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :062!! Congratulations! You've been such a role model for all of us!

I'm going to miss you! "icon_crying.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :Congrats man!


 * *holds LabTech138's hand*


 * I'll always look up to hard workers like you! Thank you for setting such a wonderful example for us all and for all your dedication to G corp~!


 * *bows* mOm


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :It's so great to see everyone here, you know, not working. Although, I I did almost forget we were required to be here.... "icon_sad.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech722 :OOOOOH. A party! almost as cool as working in a super SECRET UNDERGROUND TESTING FACILITY!


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*hugs 137 and sobs*


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :*ahem*


 * Thank you, Mr. Gambino, thank you for coming everyone. It's been 25 years since I'm with G-Corp. There's been good times, and there's been disasters... but we always come out on top. Though most of you here are new, it's been a pleasure working with everyone.


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :*looks around* I wonder if that cute girl with the green hair is still in the mansion... sigh... oh well.


 * I'm really proud of uncle 062. He's sO COOL!! "icon_heart.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :I hope this doesn't last too long... I really need to get back down into the facility to do some... work...


 * I mean, not that I would be working on something that isn't a company assignment.


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :** looks really nervous **


 * Congratulations, NOW RUN RUN RUN!!!!

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 * [NPC] LabTech137 :*Notices something out of the corner of his eye*


 * (what the hell... who is that shadowy figure approaching the group..?)


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :957, are you nuts?? Stop that! You're ruining the party! "icon_scream.gif"


 * . o O (So gosh darned paranoid.....)


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*continues to contemplate the mystery of the vials, wishing he understood them. He sees something move, but just blames it on his wandering mind.*


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :Run? I was on the track team in high school. Where are we running to?


 * [NPC] LabTech013 :*BITES CHUNK OUT OF 957's NECK*


 * GGRROOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNN....


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :OH . MY . GOD!


 * WHAT IS THAT?!


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :H@LY $#IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * OH MY LORD!!!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!! "icon_ gonk.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :Hey! It's 013!! I thought you went to work for the cemetary! It's nice to see you!! Oh... I had no idea that 957 and 013 are...um... intimate. "icon_sweat.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech722 :013?! wanna play hide and seek?


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :OMG I TOLD YOU!!!!


 * I FEEL A TINGLING IN MY NECK... ITS TOO LATE WERE ALL DOOMED!!!!!


 * *BLEEDS FROM NECK*


 * EDIT: YOU SHOULD HAVE COME TO MY PARTY I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS!


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :Uh. Oh.


 * I think something is wrong.


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :No! It can't be!!! I... I KILLED YOU MYSELF!!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech126 : WHAT THE?!?!


 * OH MY Go...


 * *blacks out.*


 * [NPC] LabTech013 :*BITES ANOTHER CHUNK OUT OF 957's NECK*


 * BRRRRAAAAIIIIINNNNNSSSS...

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 * [NPC] LabTech247


 * That can't be! I killed him! How in the hell do you kill someone twice?!


 * Oh god, 957! Why didn't we listen?!


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :OH MY GOD HERE HE COMES AGAIN!!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :GOsh... I think these two should get a room. "icon_sweatdrop.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :** BLEEDS MORE FROM NECK **


 * WHY THE F*** YOU BITE ME TWICE YOU A**HOLE WHAT IM NOT INFECTED ENOUGH?!


 * [NPC] LabTech013 :.....juuuuuuuuuuullllliiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........


 * *LUNGES AT 062 AND BITES CHUNK OUT OF HEAD*


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :Everyone stay calm... He's just a test subject, like everyone else. "icon_stare.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :*** AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA **


 * BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!


 * * BITES 138 RIGHT ON HER A**


 * THATS FOR MY RED COFFEE MUG YOU SLUT!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :Calm? Calm when someone is eating your coworker's brains?!


 * Can't you do something?!


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :AAAAAAAAAHH!!!


 * AAHHHH!!!!!


 * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneone


 * GOSH, WHY ME???? *covers gaping wound*


 * *clings to 137* HELP ME!! PLEASE!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :GET AWAY FROM ME! Where's my... uhhh... seru...


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :OMG... WTF... 138.... whats going on... 957 bit..


 * you.. youre prolly infected too... stay away from me MAN!!!! GET BACK ALL OF YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :Gosh... Now 013's being friendly with uncle... oh man... if only auntie Julia knew... "icon_eef.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*clings and doesn't let go*


 * NOOO!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!!!!


 * Help...me...*bite/kiss 137*


 * ARGHHHH.............................................


 * [NPC] LabTech247


 * Your what?!


 * *looks wildly over at Gambino*


 * What have you had us doing all this time?!


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 * HLY SHT GAME OVER MAN.... GAAAME OVERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 * [NPC] Gambino :um.... thanks for coming... I'll just be on my way... "icon_sweatdrop.gif"


 * *sneaks off*


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*lurches towards 101*


 * Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................. uh.................uhhhh.........


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :Awwww...everyone looks like they want a group hug! I LOVE WORKING IN A SECRET UNDERGROUND TEST FACILITY!!! Come here guys!!!! "icon_heart.gif" "icon_hear.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :BWAHAHAHAHA


 * ** GETS OUT STRAW AND PUNCTURES 101'S SKULL AND DRINKS HIS BRAINS **


 * OWNNNNNNNNED!!!!!


 * THERES YOUR GROUP HUG DUMBA**


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :*BITES LABTECH 101 LIKE CRAZY* braaainnnnnsss...........


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*BITES 101*


 * MMM............AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.......


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :No, no! Stay away from me LabTech101! You're more dangrous than the brain eaters!


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :WAAAAANNNNNN OOOOHHHHH WAAAAAAANNNNNN....


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :*quietly walks away from sinister group hug.


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :*wakes up.*


 * WHAT THE?!?!


 * *follows 912 before he blacks out again.*


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :OW... that hurt... "icon_crying.gif" hey guys...this isn't funny... I thought you wanted a hug... *feels dizzy*


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :No, no! This can't be! Wait... there is a way out of this! I just need need.... need...




 * wait... what do I need?! This is a bad time to be forgetting....


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :*me pukes uncontrollably in 722's facE* "icon_mr.green.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*glances at 137 knowingly (do zombies actually "know" anything????) and nods*


 * *reaches for 912 leg and sinks teeth in*


 * Mrrrrrrrrr.............uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhh.............


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :*glances at 138 and nods*


 * *BITES LABTECH 126 IN HIS HAIRY ASS CHEST~!!!!*


 * AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*pushes against the door*


 * It won't budge!


 * oh god oh god oh god....


 * [NPC] LabTech909 :Hey guys! I hope I'm not too late... I kinda oversle-- OMFG!! "icon_eek.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :mmmmm... suddenly.... 909 LOOKS  YUMMY!


 * *Bites his leg, and holds on for dear life zombie*


 * [NPC] LabTech909 :OH crap...just my luck...WHY DO I SUCK SO BAD?!?!!? "icon_gonk.gif"


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*tries the other door leading back into the foyer*


 * It won't open! Oh no! NINE OH NINE!


 * What have I done?! What have we done?!


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :gramndasd'akdhn;ageeiafn;slakmdnasd


 * i mean....


 * braaaaains!


 * *looks around for someone else to bite*


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :There's got to be something... something to stop this madness!


 * I don't want to die!


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*lurches across floor heading in the direction of 247 with arms outstretched*


 * Smell...........baaaaaaaad............................ uuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhh


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*retreats to a table in the corner, upending it and hiding behind it*


 * Oh god oh god, I don't want to die! Not when I just learned who I was!


 * G Corp, you took EVERYTHING from me! You even took my name!


 * [NPC] LabTech062 :MUUUUSSTTTTT.... EEEEAAAATTTTT...


 * * crawls towards table *


 * [NPC] LabTech957 : BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :mmmmm...


 * flesh....


 * *stalks towards the corner where 247 is hiding*


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :AAAHHHHH............UUUUGHHHH.....................


 * *surrounds 247*


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :*** INCHES TOWARDS 247 MRMRMMRMMRMMMRRRR **


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :*closes in on labtech 247*

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 * [NPC] LabTech101 :palms..... itchy........ 247.....tasty............ itchy. tasty.


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :*instinctivly crawls towards 247.* FOOD!


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :** CHOMPS DOWN ON 247'S FACE MZMZMMZZMZMZMZ **


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*Whirls about paniced*


 * No, no! I didn't want to do this! I was made to, it was from Gambino himself! I was an experiment too!


 * No... no.... and we'll all be replaced... and the madness will start again...


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :*takes chunk out of 247's forearm with incisors*


 * [NPC] LabTech912 : CHOMP!


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :*gnaws on 247's kneecaps* ITCHY!! TASTY!!!!!!!


 * [NPC] LabTech137 :*LAYS INTO 247s LEG LIKE IT WAS ALL U CAN EAT BBQ WEEKEND*


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :*bite*


 * *chews on 247's fingers.*


 * tastes... like... chicken.


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :W-w-w I'm sorry... you never knew the real Rudi...


 * I have doomed us all....


 * *starts to feel woozy from all the bloodloss*


 * [NPC] LabTech247 : DOOOOOOOOOOOM


 * *starts lurching towards the door*


 * [NPC] LabTech126 :still hungry.... itchy.... need... flesh...


 * *goes for the door.*


 * [NPC] LabTech912 :SNACK TIME! *crwals on towards the door*


 * [NPC] LabTech957 :MUUUUUUUUST FIIIND BRAAAAAINS UUUUUUUUUHUHHHHHUHUHH


 * *SLIDES TOWARD DOOR*


 * [NPC] LabTech138 :GOSH.............DOOR..........................

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 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*starts pounding on the door, splintering wood*


 * MUST.... EAT..... FLESH.....


 * [NPC] LabTech101 :palms itchy.... door tasty..... itchy. tasty.


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*grabs LabTech101 in a headlock and starts using his skull like a battering ram*


 * DOOR... PROBLEM....NEED... BRAINS........


 * *continues to slam into the door as more and more wood splinters away*


 * [NPC] LabTech247 :*breaks down the door with a sickening CRACK! *


 * braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins