User:Tekuzai

Tekuzai is the username used by Chris "Claudio" Burge for most online accounts.

Random Facts

 * Tekuzai is from NY (and he loves it there very much)
 * Had a small hiatus from Gaia for a few months in the beginning of 2006

Gaia
Tekuzai has been on Gaia Online for "(Gaia is down now, I'll check later)", and is considered by some to be a "Regular", "Oldbie", and quite witty and funny.

The Cat Ninjas of Doom
Possibly some time in 2005, Tekuzai created the banner for a guild made by Transilent called "The Cat Ninjas of Doom". Tekuzai also used to be an admin in the guild. During this time he was very random, had a different look including hair, and had a catchphrase: "Don't screw with me man, I'll burn your effin waffles!!!"

2006: The Move, New Friends, and a New Hangout
Now Tekuzai can be found on a thread in the Chatterbox called The Nooblet Army, a thread his friend from high school, "Uriu", created. Tekuzai moved from his house up in Pennsylvania (finally, he hated that place), to Gulf Shores, in a state he would rather leave unnamed. Most of his friends on the forum go to the same school as he goes to now. Tekuzai can also be found fishing a lot of the time, and really slowly, he does other stuff, so a bucket lasts him at least an hour.

The Steel-plated Ninja Band
This item seems to be very coveted on Gaia, so here are some FAQs and Answers.

A: I quested, until I had enough money, and then I bought it for 35,000g
 * Q: How did you get it?

A: No...and no.
 * Q: You must be rich! Can I have some gold?

A: No...I will never give it up.
 * Q: Can I have your headband?

A: No, first of all they cost near 500k, second, it would be pointless, because I almost always wear it, so I'd have to use the money you gave me and buy a new one.
 * Q: Can I have it for 300,000g?