Thanksgiving Day Event 2013/Quotes

Overview
This is a quote guide for the text seen during Thanksgiving Day by NPC:Turkey.

2013 Quotes

 * Better start saving room for that amazing Thanksgiving feast!
 * Can you believe it's holiday season already? It feels like I only hatched yesterday!
 * Gobble! I'm just as excited about giving gifts as I am about receiving them!
 * Gobble! Know what I'm thankful for? Free presents! Enjoy a little holiday cheer on me! Grab your free item.
 * Gobble, gobble! I'm thankful you didn't eat me for dinner!
 * Gobble gobble! I know where you could stick that drum! Yes, that insult made PERFECT sense!
 * Gobble gobble! Make sure you always save room for dessert on Thanksgiving!
 * Gobble gobble! Tell me all about how you celebrate Thanksgiving!
 * Gobble! Salad? Ew! Even I don't support eating leafy greens on Thanksgiving!
 * Harvest?! Squawk! Like they harvested my family for this holiday, gobble gobble!
 * Have you tried sweet potatoes with marshmallows baked on top? Pure bliss!
 * How would YOU like to have breadcrumbs stuffed into your abdomen and then be thrown into a hot oven! THE HORROR! SQUAWK!
 * I'd just like to remind you that Thanksgiving offers you a cornucopia of alternatives to eating turkey!
 * I'm grateful that I'm definitely the least appetizing of all the turkeys out there! No, really! I promise!
 * Mmm, the smell of fresh cornbread, gobble! Nothing makes this turkey happier.
 * My family's favorite Thanksgiving tradition is hiding in the treetops until the nightmare is over!
 * My favorite part of cranberry sauce is attempting to scrape it out of the can and failing, gobble gobble!
 * Never forget that every Thanksgiving is built on the backs of a thousand turkeys' squashed dreams!
 * Pumpkin pie with whipped cream on top? Why, I'd gobble that up!
 * Stay away from me! I taste awful, I swear! Gobble gobble!
 * The best part about Thanksgiving? Seeing which members of your family made it to dinner! Or maybe it's the worst, depending on the situation, gobble.
 * The only thing I'm wishing for this Thanksgiving is to be invited to a vegetarian dinner, gobble!
 * We usually have enough leftovers after Thanksgiving to feed a small army, gobble gobble!
 * What's that? My skin is looking a little dry? Squawk! You keep that thing away from me, you... you... baster!
 * You eat gravy? Squawk! Do you even know what that's made out of?!
 * You know, my great grandpappy died in a tragic stuffing accident. Gobble gobble, we turkeys don't like to talk about it!
 * You know what's exceedingly unpleasant? Roasting in a sweltering oven until you are both moist and delicious! You try and see how much you like it, gobble gobble!