List of songs

There have been quite a few times when there is dialogue involving characters who will mention various media entertainment that they are aware of. This is of course completely fake when compared to the real world, but many of the titles mentioned are parodies of real life entertainment.

"Whale Memories, Pt. II"
Preformed By: Chocolate Cake Supreme

Mentioned In: EI Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is described as a laid-back song.

"Teatime For Ya Butt"
Performed By: The Hugo Rodney Combo

Mentioned In: EI Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, and considered their smash-hit sax track.

"Allow Me to Touch That"
Performed By: Raoul Champagne

Mentioned In: EI Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown; this song makes his top-five debut.

"Felt a Thing Happen (Ooh Yeah Baby Ouch)"
Performed By: Raoul Champagne

Mentioned In: EI Report: New item: Gimpi!

Mentioned In: EI Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is described as a sassy oboe blockbuster.

"I Fell Asleep in the Pool"
Performed By: The Titi Muscatachiollaire Orchestra

Mentioned In: EI Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a song that lays it on heavy with the clarinets.

"I Wanna Sax U Up"
Performed By: Titi Muscataciollaire Orchestra

Mentioned In: EI Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, a single that reaches the highest stratospheres of smoothness with this down-by-the-fire masterpiece.

"Take My Hand, Baby, and I Will Lead You to a Place"
Performed By: Cassius LaFontaine

Mentioned In: EI Report: Death Whisper, Inari's Beads, Furugasa

Mentioned In: EI Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is an ultra-mellow instrumental.

"Feather Earhole Touch"
Performed By: Cassius LaFontaine

Mentioned In: EI Report: New item: Gimpi!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, and scribed as a mellow song.

"Sensual Experimentation in Love Jail"
Performed By: Cassius LaFontaine

Mentioned In: EI Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, another single by the smooth jazz superstar that gets the airwaves boiling.

"Blowin' in a Thing"
Performed By: Kenny F

Mentioned In: EI Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a hot new soprano sax track.

"Federal Sax Return"
Performed By: Kenny F

Mentioned In: EI Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, and a hot new instrumental.

"Sensual Botox"
Performed By: Wes Butan Trio

Mentioned In: EI Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown; the group is described as a true guru of smooth jazz.

Saxidermy (Wanna Stuff That)
Performed By: Wes Butan Trio

Mentioned In: EI Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is described as an instant classic.

"Naugahyde Nights"
Performed By: Luther Ramses

Mentioned In: EI Report: Dionaesil, Alruna's Rose, Urn & More


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a slow, smooth, chilled-out groove.

"Dolphin Healing Crystal Jam"
Performed By: Galileo Braingrass

Mentioned In: EI Report: New item: Gimpi!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a new entry to the chart with his ultrasmooth new-age relaxation cut.

"Pants Alarm Deployed"
Performed By: Barry Duke-Wayne

Mentioned In: EI Report: New item: Gimpi!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a sultry new single by a smooth jazz legend.

"The Hillbilly Handshake!"
Performed By: Royce Breeze

Mentioned In: EI Report: New item: Gimpi!

Mentioned In: EI Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is a seductive new slow-jam. Royce was able to get a 1980s-era electric piano sound to like a banjo.

"Plains of Euphoria"
Performed By: Ken Bland ft Omar Sexton

Mentioned In: EI Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, a song with a drowsy piano playing magic featuring a sizzling slap-bass interlude.

"Dreamchant Elfcrap"
Performed By: Enga

Mentioned In: EI Report: Furugasa & Alruna's Rose... Complete!


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, a song by a new-age songstress who dabbles in the tepid smooth jazz bathtub with this crossover hit.

"The Sax of Life"
Performed By: Toots Calypso

Mentioned In: EI Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, it is described as a sweet sounding.

"Anglo-Saxin'"
Performed By: Oswald Whitebread

Mentioned In: EI Report: Gimpi, Coocoon, Urn, Book, Yama


 * A song mentioned on the Smooth Jazz Countdown, and is a brand new single.

Untitled
The song was never given a direct title.

Performed By: Borrissey

Mentioned In: EI Report: Classilke, Nano-C, Lyndexer's Journal & More Take me out... to a place... where there is light... I knew last night... that nobody loved me... no hope for happiness... In a lonely underpass... oh, will love find me at last? You go and you dance all alone... and you cry all alone...

"Holiday Thunder"
A Holiday Song that was written by Ron Bruise. This little ditty is his favorite cut from his holiday album. He wrote it after spending a really lonely Xmas alone while researching deep-sea diving for his disaster film Arctic Fury: Flames of Ice. It is kind of a bummer that he was heavily medicated at the time, because it was really hard to understand what he singing about and he forgot to write the lyrics down. Tough the sentiment is universal, in that it's just totally about The Holidays.

My Switchblade Bride
A CD album mentioned in the Evolving Item Reports 2009 on May 8, 2009. Dr. Singh thought this is what Timmy was listening to when he was going through megapuberty.

List of Musicians

 * Chocolate Cake Supreme
 * The Hugo Rodney Combo
 * Raoul Champagne
 * The Titi Muscatachiollaire Orchestra
 * Cassius LaFontaine (deceased, fell down an elevator shaft)
 * Kenny F
 * Wes Butan Trio
 * Luther Ramses
 * Galileo Braingrass
 * Barry Duke-Wayne
 * Royce Breeze
 * Ken Bland
 * Omar Sexton
 * Enga
 * Toots Calypso
 * Oswald Whitebread
 * Borrissey
 * My Cuttlefish Romance