Want-O-Tron

The Want-O-Tron is a small feature released December 14 2007 that enables Gaians to create a letter to print out to give to people requesting an item from the GStore, to 'transform your nebulous notions of wantage into cold, hard FACTS!'.


 * We know it can be difficult to figure out the right way to ask for a gift without sounding like a greedy little worm, so we've done all the hard work for you. The Want-O-Tron harnesses the awesome power of modern computing to create a classy, expertly-crafted letter that you can print out and give to your friends and family. This letter explains exactly what you want for the holidays without sounding like a big jerk about it. It's also perhaps the goofiest idea we've ever had, so please feel free to chuckle at its stupidity!

Letter

 * Dear [Sir/Madam/Parent/Relative/Friend/Santa/Me/Imaginary Friend/Beloved Pet],


 * Since I've been extra [good/nice/fancy/crispy/saucy/wonderful/tolerable] this year, I'd like to humbly request a special gift. I know I can't have a [pony/flamethrower/huge box of money/stable upbringing/fist-sized diamond/private jet], but might I request a lovely [OMG Monster hat/pair of Grunny slippers/Gaia Cash card/hoodie/KiKi Kitty plushie/t-shirt] from gaiaonline.com instead?


 * Sincerely,

There is then a field to type your name and then a button to print the letter.

Trivia

 * The 'paper' has a picture of Bludeau on it.