Event Guide: Summer 2k11 pt1


 * All the text here is from the event and copied verbatim from Gaia Online. This page shows the contestants (NPC) involved, as well as their elimination date and quotes from the Summer 2k11: Pie Hard event. See Event Guide: Summer 2k11 pt2 for the list of pies that were present during the event.

List of Contestants
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Agatha · Barrett
|- | Agatha | Barrett |- valign="top" | | She's got a solid twenty years of pie-eating experience over most of these whippersnappers. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Thank you, dear!
 * Why, how very lovely of you!

| There's one thing Barrett won't let Mirai interrupt: the eating of a pie. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Thanks! The Overseer will surely smile on your generosity.
 * Is there fish in this pie? Or is the fish smell just permanently burnt into my nostrils?

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Becky · Bludeau
|- | Becky | Bludeau |- valign="top" | | Her competitive spirit comes out whenever she hears the words "contest" or "eating." Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Yes! Piepiepiepiepiepie.
 * Pie! I mean... thanks! Sorry, I got ahead of pieself. Pie.

| One night, Liam got drunk and programmed Bludeau with extensive pie-hankering code. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * ERROR 29: PLEASE INSERT ADDITIONAL PIES.
 * No pie, no matter how sweet, can satisfy my yearning for love. Except this one.

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Carl · Devin
|- | Carl | Devin |- valign="top" | | This grass-eating ungulate has two secrets: a sweet tooth and an implacable thirst for murder. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * (Carl utters a menacing grunt.)
 * (Carl impales the pie on his antlers and bugles triumphantly.)

| Although he's a vegan, Devin will set all his principles aside for a chicken pot pie. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Did you know I can unhinge my jaw? Betcha I can eat this pie in two bites.
 * Thanks! Lemme just bend my legs back and get into the yogic Pie-Devouring Horse position...

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Diedrich · Dr. Singh
|- | Diedrich | Dr. Singh |- valign="top" | | No man knows what Diedrich is capable of. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * An empire of pies. All for Diedrich. OK, bye!
 * Did you know that I love you as much as I love pies? Yes. Well, see ya later! Bye!

| She got her PhD in biological sciences, but she completed a minor in pie. Lvl: 11 (Eliminated July 08)
 * Quote:
 * I devour this pie for science!
 * Thanks! I wish Timmy were here to watch me eat this.

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Edy · Flynn
|- | Edy | Flynn |- valign="top" | | This rockabilly greaser thug had his share of pie-fights in the old neighborhood. Lvl: 8 (Eliminated July 06)
 * Quote:
 * I'ma mess this pie up.
 * Awright. I owe you one, pal.

| Sometimes, Flynn sets her ship's replicator on "pie" and doesn't turn it off till the room fills up. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * You're the best!
 * Stand back. My methods aren't pretty.

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Ian and Rufus · Ivan
|- | Ian and Rufus | Ivan |- valign="top" | | This ruthless man/cat combo brings double the pie-packing power. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Onward to pie victory!
 * Yeah! Rufus and I are gonna tag-team the heck outta this thing.

| This GRS accountant has had a yen for pie ever since his college internship as a crust auditor. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Bibbles gets the yucky bits!
 * Did you know that your pie donation is tax-deductible? Just file form 504-PIE by July 15th.

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Jinx · Josie
|- | Jinx | Josie |- valign="top" | | She's got a wild card up her sleeve. Not sure what good it'll do in a pie eating contest... Lvl: 13 (Eliminated July 11)
 * Quote:
 * Heh. I've been expecting you.
 * I always get what I want... and I want more pies.

| She's not a big fan of pie, but there's one thing Josie loves: VICTORY! Lvl: 12 (Eliminated July 08)
 * Quote:
 * Ulp! I wasn't quite done with the last one.
 * Thanks! Gotta push myself. Just... one... more... pie.

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Kanoko · Lance
|- | Kanoko | Lance |- valign="top" | | Her checkered employment history gives Kanoko the versatility to take on any pie. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Thanks! I won't let you down! You won't regret this!
 * Hmm, did Rina bake this? I hope there aren't too many flowers in it.

| All that lifting leaves Lance with a man-sized appetite for pastry crusts and hot fruity fillings. Lvl: 16 (Eliminated July 11)
 * Quote:
 * Ooh, yeah! Bring it on!
 * Consider this pie taken care of, boss!

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Leon · Lex
|- | Leon | Lex |- valign="top" | | This tireless guard has been known to sneak two or three pies during his lunch break. Lvl: 9 (Eliminated July 07)
 * Quote:
 * Yeah, OK! Maybe just one more pie before I get back to work...
 * Thanks, buddy! Y'know, some people are just in this for the glory. Not me. I'm all about the pies.

| His appetite for pies was honed while working on his imitation of the "fat era" king of rock. Lvl: 8 (Eliminated July 06)
 * Quote:
 * Thankyavurymuch.
 * Good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

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Liam · Logan
|- | Liam | Logan |- valign="top" | | To keep up his buff physique, Liam eats 46,000 calories a day. A dozen pies? No sweat. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Yeah! Keep 'em coming, bro!
 * You wanna watch me eat this pie? It's gonna be hella intense, dude.

| Logan has no particular interest in pies, but loves any event where he's allowed to eat a lot. Lvl: 8 (Eliminated July 06)
 * Quote:
 * Much obliged, bub!
 * Ain't a pie been baked that ol' Logan can't handle!

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Louie · Meredith
|- | Louie | Meredith |- valign="top" | | After leading a sad, pieless vampire youth, Louie is determined to make up for lost time. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Whoof, this is gonna go straight to my thighs.
 * Sweet! Solid food is better than I thought it would be.

| Hidden beneath her mousy exterior is an untamed lust for pie, yearning to be freed. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * For me!?
 * Wow, I can't believe you bought me a pie! I didn't think anyone knew I existed...

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Mirai · Moira
|- | Mirai | Moira |- valign="top" | | The fashionable Mirai has plenty of experience baking full-body pie costumes to wear at cons. Lvl: 10 (Eliminated July 07)
 * Quote:
 * Barrett! Help me eat this pie!
 * Isn't just the cutest pie you've ever seen? It's almost a shame to eat it.

| Fun fact: punks have triple the stomach capacity of normal humans. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * No sweat. This pie doesn't stand a chance.
 * Thanks. And if I catch you giving pies to Liam, you're toast.

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Natasha · Ol' Pete
|- | Natasha | Ol' Pete |- valign="top" | | Her cravings for cherry pie once got so intense that she tried to pierce her own mouth shut. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Thanks, friendo!
 * Did I ever show you my apple pie tattoo? Not today, I'm wearing a super complicated belt.

| Years of drinking brass polish have stripped Pete's taste buds, but he loves the texture of pie. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * This pie got nail polish remover in it? I'm allergic to nail polish remover.
 * Thanks, doctor. How much is the, uhrr, copay on this visit? Can you fix my cat?

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Peyo · Rigel and Mintaka
|- | Peyo | Rigel and Mintaka |- valign="top" | | Despite his size, Peyo can pack in pies like nobody's business. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * I like pie.
 * Can you cut it into slices for me like mommy does?

| These otherworldly beings have sampled the pies of a thousand worlds. Their favorite: apple. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Your generosity will be rewarded by the cosmos.
 * May the stars shine brightly upon you, piebringer.

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Ron Bruise · Ruby
|- | Ron Bruise | Ruby |- valign="top" | | Ron's been a huge proponent of pies ever since he read Pieanetics. Lvl: 6 (Eliminated July 05)
 * Quote:
 * Yeah! Let's DO this! Wooooo! It's pie time!
 * Wow, hey, we're just having fun and eating some pies here. Nah, kidding! Let's get NUTS! OK!

| As a busy single mother, Ruby enjoys any chance she gets to take a break and eat a ton of pie. Lvl: 8 (Eliminated July 07)
 * Quote:
 * For me? Oh, you shouldn't have!
 * Well, aren't you just the sweetest thing.

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Russell Ace · Sam
|- | Russell Ace | Sam |- valign="top" | | Watch out! Russell is a known cheat, even at pie-eating contests. Lvl: 5 (Eliminated July 05)
 * Quote:
 * Psst. Make sure you bet on me-- I got a surefire winning strategy.
 * These jerks won't know what hit 'em when Ace starts plowing through pies.

| She's the only mechanic in town that owns a special pair of pie-eating coveralls. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Down the hatch!
 * Yeah, I'm gonna win. Pfft, I eat this many pies even when it's not a contest.

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Sasha · Stein
|- | Sasha | Stein |- valign="top" | | Despite her slim figure, Sasha's no slouch when it comes to binging on sweets. Lvl: 11 (Eliminated July 08)
 * Quote:
 * Thanks! Wow, I'm like not even half full yet.
 * More! More pies now. ...I mean, uh, thanks!

| Stein feels as though he can relate to pies: his flaky crust hides a sweet interior. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Mhmm, yes. This pie will be swiftly dealt with.
 * I will file and index this pie within my intestinal archive at once.

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T-Bone · Vanessa
|- | T-Bone | Vanessa |- valign="top" | | Even the smooth-jazzy embodiment of pure evil has been known to enjoy the occasional pie. Lvl: 6 (Eliminated July 05)
 * Quote:
 * Solid. I can dig this pie.
 * Yeah, baby. Render unto T-Bone the pies which are due him.

| Don't count her out in an eat-off: Vanessa is a girl who eats her dessert first. Lvl: 15 (Eliminated July 11)
 * Quote:
 * Mmmmm.
 * Ooh, this ought to fill out my figure nicely.

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Von Helson Twins · Monia, Jay, Scuppers
|- | Von Helson Twins | Monia,Jay,Scuppers |- valign="top" | | They're not used to biting anything that's not neck-shaped, but they'll give it a go. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Hmph. Thanks, I guess.
 * Oh, more pie? *Yawn* Charming.

| As orphans, they battled starvation on a daily basis. Now, they're making up for lost pie. Lvl:
 * Quote:
 * Yay! It's a pie!
 * Back at Shabby Meadows, we made our own pies out of cobwebs and doorknobs.

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