Sacred Order of the Mountain Monks

Mentioned on January 29, 2010 in an Evolving Item Report. The Sacred Order of the Mountain Monks is a group of Monks who have devoted their lives to reaching spiritual contentment and enlightenment. When the Mountain Monks meditate, each choose their own mantra to chant.

The monks of the Brotherhood deny themselves many worldly pleasures: alcohol, yelling, celebrity gossip magazines, social networking websites, collectible card games, skipping stones, rock-paper-scissors, sliding down stairway banisters, cola drinks and kissing with tongue.

In order to become a Mountain Monk, one must renounce these material trappings of this modern world and make a commitment to a life of deep contemplation. Then they must also make a pilgrimage to visit The Master, who lives atop the tallest mountain in the land.

A known member of the Mountain Monks is Brother Swimp.