Easter Day Event 2013/Quotes

Overview
This is a quote guide for the text seen with Easter Day Event 2013.

Default
"This egg has spoiled, keep looking for a fresh one!"

"You've already claimed this egg!"

NPC:Easter Bunny
"Ha! The thread is mine! Eat it, cuties!"

"My metal fists will crush cuteness forever! Post 50 times in 5 minutes or the thread will be claimed for Anti-Cuteness!"

"This isn't over! I'll destroy you yet, cute-lovers!"

"This thread is mine now! If I can't be cute, nobody can! The Cute team must post 50 times in 5 minutes or the Easter Bunny will steal the thread!"

"This thread won't be so cute after I punch it in its stupid face! Team Cute must post here 50 times in 5 minutes or the Easter Bunny will claim the thread!"

Item:Rabbots
"(A Rabbot is near! If the Cute team doesn't post 50 times in 5 minutes, he'll ruin the thread with all his thumping!)"

"(The Rabbot has stolen the thread! A major blow has been struck against cuteness.)"

"(The Rabbot hops away shamefully.)"

"(The Rabbot whirs menacingly. Team Cute must post 50 times in 5 minutes or Rabbots will overrun the thread!)"

"(You hear the metallic clank of a hopping-mad Rabbot. Team Cute had better post 50 times in 5 minutes, or the thread will be lost!)"

NPC:President Diedrich
"Ha ha ha! Did you know this is my thread now? I am going to do a bathroom in it! Ha ha! I win! Bye!"

"Cute Fact! Did you know that snails are cute? They are, if you look! But ladybugs are terrifying up close. Yeah, well, bye! This thread is mine unless the Anti-Cute team posts 50 times in 5 minutes! Bye!"

"Cute Fact! Did you know that some people find babies cute, while others think they are repulsive little grubs? It's hormones, or something! That's all! Bye! I will claim this thread unless the Anti-Cute team posts 50 times in 5 minutes! So bye!"

"Cute Fact! Did you know that the lemur is too intense to be considered traditionally cute? It is true! OK, I am taking over this thread now! Unless my foes post 50 times in 5 minutes! OK! Bye!"

Item:Fluffs
"(The Fluff bellows an adorable cheep. He'll take over the thread if Anti-Cute fighters don't post 50 times in the next 5 minutes!)"

"(The Fluff chirps triumphantly-- the thread has been overrun with cuteness!)"

"(The Fluff peeps defiantly. If the Anti-Cute team doesn't post 50 times in 5 minutes, he'll take over the thread!)"

"(The Fluff twitters violently. Post 50 times in 5 minutes or the thread will be claimed for the Cute Team!)"

Item:Ultra Satan
"(Ultra Satan utters a bloodcurdling mewl. Team Anti-Cute must post 50 times in 5 minutes or cuteness will claim the thread.)"

"(Ultra Satan condenses the history of human suffering into a single meow. The thread will be claimed for Team Cute unless Anti-Cute posts 50 times in the next 5 minutes.)"

NPC:Waffles the Cat
"(Waffles backs away timidly)"

"(Waffles has gone belly-up, and it doesn't look like he'll be moving anytime soon. The thread will turn cute unless the opposing team posts 50 times in 5 minutes.)"

"(Waffles lies down and closes his eyes. This thread is his now.)"

"(Waffles is sniffing around like he might pee. He's a good boy and he probably won't, but you should post 50 times in 5 minutes just in case he marks the thread for Team Cute.)"

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