Event Guide: Summer 2k11 pt3


 * All the text here is from the event and copied verbatim from Gaia Online. This page shows the text about eliminated contestants and miscellaneous text for the Summer 2k11: Pie Hard event. See Event Guide: Summer 2k11 pt1 for the contestants (NPC) involved, as well as their elimination date and quotes, and Event Guide: Summer 2k11 pt2 for the pie list. The layout of the page was made possible by this Gaia Thread: Pie Hard: Elimination Updates!

Eliminated July 05

 * Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:46 pm

Breaking pie news! The first three low-achieving contenders have been knocked out of the Pie Hard running today:


 * Evil Timmy (AKA T-Bone) failed to translate his Smooth Jazz Countdown fame into Pie Hard popularity-- perhaps everyone felt a little uncomfortable stuffing a child with pies (especially an evil one).


 * Vaguely sleazy casino dealer Russell Ace likewise had a hard time generating heat on the pie court; despite making every effort to cheat his way to victory, he'll be among the first to go.


 * Movie star Ron Bruise seemed unable to keep up with the rigorous physical demands of the contest, bowing out early due to "prior commitments." Inside sources claim that Bruise's agents mercifully pulled him from the event early due to a total lack of fan interest.

No word yet on the losers' plans; this reporter can only speculate that they'll be returning shame-faced to their hovels to lick their blueberry-smeared wounds. Watch this thread for further elimination updates!

Eliminated July 06

 * Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:56 pm

This just in: three more contenders have been eliminated from Pie Hard!


 * Old Man Logan just couldn't rally enough fans to make the cut-- perhaps feeding gooey pies to a man with a large beard was just too disgusting to take.


 * Auto shop hunk Edy's also been bumped off the list, with his fans clearly unwilling to tarnish his masculine image with such frivolity.


 * Despite his background as an amateur entertainer, Lex couldn't keep an audience interested in his campy pie showmanship.

Stay tuned for more eliminations!

Eliminated July 07

 * Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:55 pm

The third round of eliminations is upon us, and Pie Hard is losing a few more challengers:


 * Despite his prodigious ability to take in food, Leon never really hit his stride. Back to Barton, fallen hero!


 * Ruby failed to stand out among all the competition, but it's not all over for her family-- her son Peyo is still going strong.


 * Mirai is clearly feeling the sting of being eliminated before Barrett, but her faith in the formerly-mighty Overseer will get her through it.

Keep on feeding your favorite personalities-- the eliminations will keep on coming!

Eliminated July 08

 * Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:47 pm

Three more contenders down in this increasingly cutthroat pie-eating contest!


 * Despite her enthusiastic fan base, Josie didn't quite make the cut.


 * Dr. Singh couldn't muster enough support to make it to the finals-- perhaps Gaians still resent her shabby treatment of poor, blameless Timmy?


 * What's that? Sasha's been eliminated! Dang it! At the risk of sounding unprofessional, this reporter is wicked bummed, because this reporter placed a fairly large wager on Sasha.

Stay tuned for further elimination updates!

Eliminated July 11

 * Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:27 pm

Further whittling in the Pie Hard field! Three more contenders have been knocked out:


 * With Jinx out of the running, Gold Mountain's Pie Hard hopes are pinned entirely on Becky.


 * Lance may sling packages around all day, but he just couldn't handle the heavy lifting required for a serious pie challenge.


 * Despite her popularity as a shop owner, Vanessa couldn't parlay her salon success into pie glory.

Stay tuned for another set of brutal eliminations tomorrow!