Valentine's Day Event 2007/Quotes


 * This is a event guide for Valentine's Day Event 2K7. All the text here is copied verbatim from Gaia Online.

Introduction
For the Valentines event 2007 and 2008 the kiss and tell system was implemented. In which when one member kisses another they shall receive one of 85 responses which are categorized into one of 4 avatar poses: love, hug, awkward, and rejected.

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Positive Responses

 * "You must be a UFO because you abducted my heart!"


 * "This is so much better than hugging my pillows!"


 * "Ours is a love that knows no Terms of Service."


 * "You were #1 on my wishlist!"


 * "You must be a troll, because you put a flame in my heart!"


 * "Allow me to quote Ron Bruise: Whoooooooooo!"


 * "I'm moving you to the top of my friend list!"


 * "Are you a ToS violation? Cause you got fine written all over you."


 * "If you were in the avi arena, I'd vote you a 10!"


 * "You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna Pikachu!"


 * "We're inseperable, like Ian and Rufus!"


 * "When I started Gaia fishing, I didn't know I'd catch myself a friend."


 * "Forget monthly collectibles... my love for you is perennial."


 * "Are you in the arena? Cause you're a work of art!"


 * "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."


 * "Ours is a love that dare not post its name."


 * "Are you a scammer? 'Cause you just stole my heart!"


 * I'm stuck on you like fish stench on Logan!"


 * "A/S/L?"


 * "My love for you inflates faster than the marketplace."


 * "You look like an angel, and I'm just droppin' by to say "HALO!""


 * "Can I add you to my friend list?"


 * "Do you have a halo? 'Cause you must be an angel."


 * "You're like a can of Red Bino: You make my heart race."


 * "I've found the missing piece to my jigsaw."


 * "My love for you is beyond emoticons."


 * "Which grade of bait do you like? Because you're a keeper!"


 * "I'm reporting you for trolling my heart!"


 * "Want to join my Love Guild? You're the only other member."


 * "So are we dating now or...?"


 * "You can call me "Grunny," 'cause I'm gonna latch onto your face!"


 * " smilies_heart "


 * "Perma'd!"

Negative Responses

 * "I tried to trade you a kiss... but you cancelled!"


 * "What do you mean I kiss like a trout gasping for air?"


 * "You're nice, but I need to get home and, uh... wash my hair. Over and over again. Until the end of time."


 * ""Repulsive?" Fine, I'll take that as a compliment."


 * "I wouldn't trade you for all the rare items on Gaia... well, actually..."


 * "Aww, this is nice. Thanks for the hug. Thanks. I said thanks! OKAY, GET OFF ME!"


 * "Here's an idea: I'll call you Balki and we'll be Perfect Strangers."


 * "No... it's okay... I was just kidding about liking you... "


 * "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's the person I won't call?"


 * "That's not what I meant by "are you a mule?"..."


 * "I had a dream that was a lot like this, except you were made of wood and scary."


 * You.. I guess you're the girl, but i cant forget about the cancelled kiss!


 * "Luff hurts."


 * "Can I ask you something personal? You, uh, showered today, right?"


 * "Why must you build a Wall of Text between us?"


 * "I'm sorry, I mistook you for a grombie!"


 * "Alas, my heart has been PWNED."


 * "I didn't mean to come off like a n00b..."


 * "Wait! Before you run away... can I have some of your hair?"


 * "It's not you, it's me. Well, it's kind of both of us... but mostly you."


 * "Now I know the true meaning of "BFF." BACON FEEDING FRENZY!"


 * "A restraining order? That's so romantic!"


 * "Roses are red, carnations can be pink. On this day of Valentine, I love you... I think."


 * "Well, time to make a thread in "Life Issues.""


 * "You call that an outfit? It looks like the cover of Dishrags Monthly."


 * "If you're a gift from Heaven, I hope I can find the receipt."


 * "Your pepper spray has an exquisite aftertaste!"


 * "hey i liek ur avatar can i have 500 gld plz?"


 * ""Stalker" is such a strong word..."


 * "Why must you "L0cke" me out of your life?"


 * "Wait! Where are you going! It's just a glitch!"


 * "Are you fishing for a fight or just Bass'ken for trouble?"


 * "You're my new best friend in the whole world! ...donate plz?"


 * "I doubt that it was the WORST pickup line you've ever heard..."


 * "Huh * I must be on their ignore list.."


 * "My therapist was right: I'm going to die alone."


 * "Are you an 80s movie about hip hop dancing? Because you're "Breakin'" my heart!"


 * "Now Look! I'm never gonna let you touch my banjo!"


 * "I swear it's not B.O., I just ate onions for lunch! Lots and lots of onions!"


 * " smilies_sweatdrop "


 * " smilies_emo "


 * "You're going to need an angelic fishing rod to reel ME in!"


 * "I'll be waiting in your bushes in case you change your mind!"


 * " smilies_stare WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TOO INTENSE!?"


 * "Don't take it personally when I start running as fast as I can."


 * I think we should start seeing other people in 3... 2... 1..."


 * "You call that a face?.It's not a rash, it's just the lighting in here!"


 * "Hi... I was just wondering if... hey... whew, look at the time..."


 * "Your heart is as cold and hard as Rock Puppy!"


 * "Fine, reject me! Now you'll never see my skill with the banjo!"


 * "Take me shopping, and we'll see what happens from there..."